D00Ds!:

[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[x] Your taller than 5'5".
[] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[] You like to get drunk and fight.
[] You drink beer.
[] MEAT! (vegetarian)
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
[] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red. (Violet)
[] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair. (Not yet. Lol.)
[] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (I don't play trading card games. I do find Pokemon and Digimon cute, though.)
[] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (*Dies laughing*! Not even close!)
[] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 3/24

Gals:

[] You get a period.
[x] People say your short. (There are a lot of tall people in my neighborhood...)
[/] You call attractive females "sluts". (Half true; I call slutty girls sluts. There are some perfectly attractive girls that aren't slutty.)
[/] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day. (Again, half true; it takes me an hour + to get ready for the day only because I'm tardy. XD)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[/] You can cook and clean. (I can cook. Not so much clean.)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[] Your skin is soft.
[/] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (Close; violet, as aforementioned.)
[x] Your mom told you about sex.
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[/] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (Flying ones, yes. I like spiders, tho'. [Because they eat the flying insects])
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (*Awkward silence*)
[] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score - 6.5/24